The Boss Story: When I take a long time — I am slow. When my boss takes a long time He is thorough. When I don’t do it — I am lazy. When my boss doesn’t do it He is too busy. When I do something without being told — I am trying to be smart. When my boss does the same — that is initiative. When I please my boss — I’m apple-polishing. When my boss pleases his boss — He’s co-operating. When I do good, my boss never remembers. when I do wrong, he never forgets.